Flash 55 - Rule of Three

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look ahead

your path is strewn with trinkets to find

baubles and gems and ring pops

ready to be plucked, pocketed and licked

look up

there are stars to stop from falling

planets just waiting to be terraformed

and aliens who want to be friends

look ahead

look up

but don’t forget to

look inside

Make the G-Man happy. Play with him.

Big Ole Doody Head

So, yesterday, I wallowed in self-pity and you all came to my rescue. Thanks for the no-nonsense advice, the heartfelt sympathy and the flat out funny comments that slapped some sense into my thick skull. 


Maybe it was because the comment was on one of my more autobiographical posts or that no one has been mean to me in the four years I've been posting. I could blame it on The Menopause. I guess I just got my drugs mixed up and took too many sensitivity pills. 


After reading your comments and downing several extra strong Woo Woo's, I took your counsel and washed that grey right out of my hair. My life can't compare to Sarah Palin's. Despite the fact that I'm a big, ole, whiney, doody head, I am blessed with the bestest blog buddies in the world. And I want to go kick the ass of anyone who hurts you guys.


The Ghost of Christmas Present at Esoteric Uncovered.


Six Word Saturday at The "other" Chrysalis Stage.

I Love Wild Onions

Tom from the wonderful Tom & Icy duo at Icy's Playground makes video's that parody things he finds on friends' blogs. He tickles my funny bone. He recently made a video of my story Divine Death (I think as a way to get me back to working on it, lazy bum that I am.) Please go take a look at his rendition of Nessa's Story. You will laugh out loud. I promise.

Shhh, Don't Tell Anyone You've Seen Me

Rabbit, Rabbit why are you so wet?
Froggy, Froggy, I lost a bet.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

One of our salesmen called out of work today because his neighbor let twelve chickens go in his backyard and he must collect them. It may take awhile because he thinks the chickens are cockfighters from Camden and he's afraid of them.

Foolish April Horoscopes

Aquarius - January 21 to February 19 - Only a fool uses garlic salt with tequilla.

Pisces - February 20 to March 20 - Loyalty changes the fool.

Aries - March 21 to April 20 - Don't play the fool to be loved.

Taurus - April 21 to May 21 - Red leads a fool astray.

Gemini - May 22 to June 21 - Pull yourselves together to avoid being a fool.

Cancer - June 22 to July 22 - Even a fool leaves the house sometimes.

Leo - July 23 to August 23 - A king can be a fool.

Virgo - August 24 to September 23 - Friends won't fool you.

Libra - September 24 to October 23 - Fool and fanatic: two sides of the same coin.

Scorpio - October 24 to November 22 - A fool spites himself.

Sagittarius - November 23 to December 23 - Changing hats doesn't change the fool.

Capricorn - December 24 to January 20 - Lying to yourself makes you a fool.