Flash 55 - Blurred Vision

This is my pup. You aren’t afraid of dogs, are you?

No, I like dogs. Well, the four-legged kind anyway. The two-legged kind are a bit scary.

You know the solution to that is to quit drinking before you can no longer see properly...

Oh, I’ve always been real good about not getting beer goggles.

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Flash 55 – Smear Off

Spanky staggered from the bar and fumbled in his jeans pocket for his keys. He scratched the paint around the door’s lock. Once in the car, he backed out of the lot while patting his jacket in search of his little bottle. Looking down around his feet he never saw the light pole before impact. 

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