Friday, July 18, 2014

Friday Fun - Limerick

Hot and Cold

A woman who frequently bowled
made sure that everyone was told
she would give her all
to a man brave and tall
but only after her ball was rolled


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Faire Fare

a man was paring a pear
at the local county fair
he lopped off a piece
that fell into grease
and ended as fried country fare


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i hope that man gets a fix
though it’s odd how he gets his kicks
he’s a sad sort of fellow
all blue and yellow
until he eats him some raw cake mix



  1. ha. i think i have met that woman...

    and i can think of worse things to be addicted to than cake mix...

  2. I do wonder what it is about fairs that inspires the deep frying of all manner of items.


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