Friday, June 07, 2013

Flash 55 - Revenge by Chance



A 55-year-old husband 
was served divorce papers 
at work on the Monday 
following his return from 
his sexless twenty-fifth anniversary trip 
where his wife told him she was and has been in love with another man. 
Later that day, he received 
medical notification 
that his wife had 
a sexually transmitted disease.  
Subsequently, he tested negative.









18 comments:

  1. Very ironic, and one can't help but feel a bit chuffed for the guy. Like the photo as well--it seems to pick up on the medical diagnosis motif, as if part of a natural world lab test, or something.

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  2. Well, that's some luck for him, I have to say!

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  3. ... I felt sorry for him (at first!)

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  4. All he needed was some Vitamin V!!
    And I ain't talkin bout Viagra....;-)
    Loved your tawdry little 55 Vanessa.
    We need to see your seedy side more often.
    Thanks for playing, thanks for your awesome support,
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  5. 25 years is enough anyway. Time to move on.

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  6. IRONY! and karma- Haha, good one...

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  7. And I thought you guys weren't supposed to understand irony!
    Superb.

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  8. "Revenge" is best left to justice/karma! Sweet.


    ALOHA from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral
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  9. karma is a bitch...but i like her...smiles...ha...
    good things come to those that wait eh?
    oy...

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  10. Well, that worked out pretty well. He's better off without her.

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  11. By the way, no tapeworms for you, Missy. And no eating cotton balls with jello for me. Let's hold each other to it!

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  12. Abstinence...the ultimate safeguard.

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  13. What a bitch! 25 years! That is a lot of life to chuck down the toilet for some "strange". Marriage is more than just an occasional orgasm, for goodness sake.

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  14. Thank goodness he had some good news.

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  15. Karma, sometimes thy name is schadenfreude. This made me smirk at the end.

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  16. Sexually transmitted irony. Nice one.

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  17. Well, I guess what goes around comes around in more ways than one.

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  18. Hmmm. It appears his wife drifted to another bed because there was nothing to keep her in the marital one. A lot packed into these 55 words.

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