I Got Nothing, Honey

~ click to make biggerer if your tummy can stand it ~

moldy as muffins 
left forgotten for two weeks
chocolate can't fix

I know I'm stretching it for

 
~ visit Jenn at You know...that Blog? ~

MicroFiction Monday - Consumerism

Susan's picture:

My Story: 

I’ve the perfect beauty potion. 

It smoothes skin by relieving stress. 

After 2 drops in your husband’s coffee & the funeral, you will glow. 

~ Hosted by Susan at Stony River ~

Tales on Tuesday will be postponed until next Tuesday due to Summer.

Weekend Reflections - Leaf

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~ Weekend Reflections @ Newtown Area Photo ~

Flash 55 – Who Are You?

It began as a simple pimple on his forehead.

It turned red and ugly. It stood out like a devil’s horn.

He poked and prodded it. He squeezed and rubbed it.

It grew into a boil the size of a putrid melon.

When it popped, it brought out his true self and he was free.

  Tales on Tuesday will be skipped on July 5, 2010.

It will be back on July 12, 2010 and the theme will be “Eight Is Enough” suggested by Karen_RN

This Tuesday, July 5th, 2010 join us for Portrait of Words.

  Today we played:

 Hosted by G-Man @ Mr. KnowItAll – Click Here

Write a story in exactly 55 words.

      

Rabbit, Rabbit – Free To Be Me

13 things I like about being an American.

1. Moms
2. Apple Pie
3. Guns
4. Free Speech
5. Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
6. Fireflys
7. Fire Works
8. 31 Flavors
9. Monday Holidays
10. Red JELL-O
11. JELL-O Shots
12. Beer Pong
13. Rehab

~ Check Out Other Equally Humorous 13's ~