Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Shhh, Don't Tell Anyone You've Seen Me

Rabbit, Rabbit why are you so wet?
Froggy, Froggy, I lost a bet.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

One of our salesmen called out of work today because his neighbor let twelve chickens go in his backyard and he must collect them. It may take awhile because he thinks the chickens are cockfighters from Camden and he's afraid of them.

Foolish April Horoscopes

Aquarius - January 21 to February 19 - Only a fool uses garlic salt with tequilla.

Pisces - February 20 to March 20 - Loyalty changes the fool.

Aries - March 21 to April 20 - Don't play the fool to be loved.

Taurus - April 21 to May 21 - Red leads a fool astray.

Gemini - May 22 to June 21 - Pull yourselves together to avoid being a fool.

Cancer - June 22 to July 22 - Even a fool leaves the house sometimes.

Leo - July 23 to August 23 - A king can be a fool.

Virgo - August 24 to September 23 - Friends won't fool you.

Libra - September 24 to October 23 - Fool and fanatic: two sides of the same coin.

Scorpio - October 24 to November 22 - A fool spites himself.

Sagittarius - November 23 to December 23 - Changing hats doesn't change the fool.

Capricorn - December 24 to January 20 - Lying to yourself makes you a fool.

27 comments:

  1. Rabbit, rabbit. Your secret's safe with me. Well, they were Camden Cockfighters, surely that's good for a few days :)

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  2. Oh dear! A redhead has already lead me astray. I couldn't help myself. I went to lunch with him the other day and .... well, the results are on my blog.

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  3. G: And real. He brought in pictures.

    Quilly: You must watch out for those redheads; D

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  4. Never thought chicken could be so scary :)

    I'm a Taurus :)

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  5. I dont put much stock in the star,s, but I do in the one who made them.

    have a great week.

    my birthday isnt emportant but my born again one is.I love the fall...

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  6. That is the very best excuse I have ever heard for calling off! Great for April 1st:)

    Rabbit, rabbit, good luck in April!

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  7. Rabbit rabbit, Nessa.

    I was never here.

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  8. Sheesh, Libra's right on about my rabid fangirl butt...

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  9. I like the " Changing hats doewsn't change the fool" quote even if it's not for my birthday.

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  10. Guess I won't bother changing hats if the fool still has to wear it. True, no matter what you wear, you're still the same person, hopefully not always a fool...

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  11. Nessa, you know which one I like best?

    ``Changing hats doesn't change the fool.''

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  12. Quintarantino: My mom’s a Taurus, too. Chickens are the stuff of nightmares.

    Leann: He does do nice work, The Great One. Fall is my favorite season.

    Actonbell: He showed pictures and he had to take them to a shelter.

    Doug: I didn’t think I saw you either.

    Madame Wilde: That’s ‘cause I’m a Pepper, too.

    Dr J: Appearances can be deceiving.

    Shari: None of us will be fool’s next month.

    David: That seems to be a favorite.

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  13. Glad you're back online, Nessa. You haven't been here for a while.

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  14. Very cute!!! I thought they were all cute.

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  15. This was a different perspective of all of them i think there all great

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  16. Nice of you to visit me.

    I'm thorough Taurus, but nothing's tried to lead me astray yet. Suppose I can still hope!

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  17. heh heh--a good prank this one--I almost belived it(not the horoscope but the guy calling!)--and then saw the date.

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  18. Hasn't that salesman heard of "the dog ate my schedule?" So much easier.

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  19. Hi Nessa it's been a while, more fool me, and wifey (Tina) sends her best wishes. I needed a break from blogging, but I am now back, just not as prolific as before.

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  20. I've had middle school students with better excuses than that.

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  21. Cockfighters from Camden lol, interesting, loyalty changes the fool eh! I wonder what that could mean!

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  22. Issues with cockfighters? HA HA.

    Nice to see you again - and a deeply belated Rabbit Rabbit!

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  23. omg! again! you were right last month too.

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