I'm a TV baby. Both of my parents worked, so the TV was our babysitter. I almost always have it on, except when I'm at work and then it's the radio. I usually do not pay much attention to either, they are mostly background noise. They block out the scary sounds of the world outside.
Thank God I had them on today, because otherwise I would have missed the earth shatteringly joyous news the Brangelina are procreating. If you hadn't heard, yes, it's true, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are pregnant. What a spectacular achievement. What an astounding event.
I suggest a national holiday to celebrate the happy news. If everyone in the US sends me a dollar, I will throw BP & AJ the best baby shower anyone ever had. I will post the pictures. Send all donations to http://www.redcross.org